Thema: Auf Omegle trollen

Black Mantis

Was da für Vollpfosten sind. Einfach nur unglaublich.

Was der wohl mit 22 Cm gemeint hat

Das war sicher seine längste sonnenblume *__*

Ich habe es leider schon weg geklickt aber,
Da war einer, wir haben gespielt, wer zuerst leaved hat verloren, das ging dann 20 Minuten so weiter...
Ich: Leave now!
Der Typ: No, u leave
Ich: ok bye *leave*

Man kann die auch schön trollen wenn man den alles nach schreibt. ^^

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ಠ_ಠ ?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: very much so

You: ಠ_ಠ !

Stranger: Well, that's not what he told me!

You: ಠ_ಠ !!

Stranger: Frankly I'd be surprised if it didn't itch

You: ಠ_ಠ ?

Stranger: I already said... behind the dustbins on forth street

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: That's what SHE said!

Stranger: *guffaws*

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Der ist Typ war cool

Oh man, der hat aber lange durchgehalten. xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: please don't tell me that you are horny and want me to suck on your dick etc...

You: ಠ________ಠ

Stranger: I've seen that kind of shit many times so I had to ask..


You: ಠ_ಠ


Stranger: dafuq is that stare for? I'm just asking because the last person I was chatting to was talking all kinds of shit like that! (Wer das wohl war? )


You: ಠ_ಠ


Stranger: are you planning to do that all the time??

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: MOTHER OF GOD! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!!??

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: WHYYY???

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ...

You: ಠ_________ಠ

Stranger: stop thaat ;(

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: MOTHER FUCKER!!! STOP IT NOW OR I WILL ASK SPONGEBOB TO RAPE YOU!!!

You: ಠ______ಠ

Stranger: YEAH YOU HEARD ME YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU HEARD ME!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: *facepalm*

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: don't you get bored of this??!!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: OOOOH MY GOOOD!!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: I WON'T STOP WRITING NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU STARE!!!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT??

You: wanna suck my dick?

Stranger: why the hell would I suck your dick you sick ass whole???

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: not agaain!!!

Stranger: hmm..is that a sign that you have given up?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: nevermind.. I was about to say ''FUCK YEAH''..it would have been better if you didn't interrupt me.

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ...

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: you're a stupid boy, aren't you?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: FUCK YOUUU

Stranger: yeah...thats right..take your timee

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: here we go again..

Stranger: GO TO HELL, BITCH!

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Man kann die auch schön trollen wenn man den alles nach schreibt. ^^

Versuch ich naechstes mal auch

Der ist Typ war cool

total xD

@Black Mantis

xDDDD Wow das war bisher der Beste xD

@Black Mantis

Ich find das war bis jetzt der beste Post xD Ich hab viehlleicht gelacht

Stranger: hi

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: why?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: -_-

Stranger: asl?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: gr

Stranger: who r u?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: freak


Irgendwie witzig


Zweite Konversation, diesmal etwas anders

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: M

You: 18 W

You: How r u?

Stranger: W?

Stranger: Woman?

You: yeah

Stranger: Im fine thanks kinda horny u

You: Me too, I wanna have a big dick in my pussy

Stranger: Ill stick mine in

You: Where do you live?

Stranger: Uk u

You: Me too

Stranger: Where abouts

You: London

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: U got skype or msn?

You: Skype

Stranger: Wana talk there?

You: why not

Stranger: Whats ur username

You: SexyChick93

Stranger: Angella?

You: Right

Stranger: Added u

Stranger: U get it

You: Can you keep a secret for ya?

Stranger: Yea?

You: Rly? It´s, well a lil bit dirty

Stranger: Yea go on

You: trololololololololololololrololololololololololololrolololol olololololololol ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Huh?

Stranger: U goin on skype

You: I trolled you, jerk

Schade dass ers nicht gerafft hat.

lolol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hey

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: asl?


You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: FFS

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: i hate when ppl ask that

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: asl...

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ok.

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: so what do u want to talk about

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: anything

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ok.. do you like cheese?

Stranger: lol yeah

Stranger: me too!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: cool

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger:

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: are u a f?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: a female?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: yes

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: i knew u was lool

Stranger: hiow?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: how*

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: just how u type

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger:

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ok..

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: how?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: how what?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: how do i type?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: like a girl lol

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: please explain

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ........ahhh.

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: i dont know how to

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: :/

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: are u a guy?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what do u think i am?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: >

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: whats with the face?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: lol i meant >

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: lol ok

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: um..

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: i think ur a guy

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: yeah i am lol

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger:

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: how old are u?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: im 18

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: im 23

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: oldddddd

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ha ha ha

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: i like being this age

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: whats so good about it?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: idk..ijust feel really happy and content rightnow

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: good for u

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: haha

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what about u?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: im confused

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: how?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: life is confusing

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: it will get better

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ok

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: yeah..

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: im from australia if u wanted to know lol

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: me too

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: victoria to be exact

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: aw nice in from nsw

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: cool

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: do u like rihanna?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ah shes alright

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: i saw her today in sydney

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ha

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: not interesting lol?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: not really

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger:

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ok ahha

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: kwell nice chat gtg

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: kk

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Stranger: your best feature???

You: trolling

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Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: u m/f

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: m/f

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: m/f

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: good i lie it

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: it is m 18 india

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: u

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: go to hell

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: i am going

You: ಠ_ಠ

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hahahah voll witzig

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: oh you are my old friend!i got you :P

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Lol lets start it..you are very famous here

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: haha..do you even type?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: what if I abuse your parents?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ok..your mom is a prostitute

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ok..you don't love your mom i guess

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: ಠ_ಠ

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Soe jetzt will ich auch mal xD

Der erste war jetzt nicht so dolle -_-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: asl
You: ಠ_ಠ
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: nice glasses
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: yeah, you gotta stop doing that
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: seriously..
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: are you high?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i guess that means yes..
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: yeah, gotta go now.. talking to normal strangers
You: ಠ_ಠ
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Haha xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DRAKE?
You: ಠ_ಠ
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Naja das nächste mal wirds bestimmt besser xD

Passt auf, ders geil. xD

Question to discuss:How often do you have wet dreams?


You: everyday err'day

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Ich finds geil.

you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
you: ಠ_ಠ
stranger: Asl
you: ಠ_ಠ
stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: ಠ_ಠ
you: ಠ_ಠ
stranger: ?
You: ಠ_ಠ
stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
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stranger: ?
Stranger: //;
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xd

Lustiges Spielchen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: 16m

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: u ?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: nice

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: i love you

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Der zweite war ein bisschen gesprächiger... Ihn interessiert es garnicht, dass ich ihm nicht antworte

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi brb

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ok back

Stranger: 18 f usa

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: im horny

Stranger: r u?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: want 2 c me?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ok heres my pic

Stranger: http://*******/KpG8H

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: u like it?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: So, actually I'm a programmer.

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: My program gets girls to come to you.

Stranger: Want it?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: You can find it at http://*******/W6crl

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: You can email me: omegleuser {dot} 22334 {at} gmail {dot} com (also my MSN Messenger ID).

Stranger: My skype name is the same without the @gmail.com bit.

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: You'll have to replace the ' {dot} ' with a . and the ' {at} ' with a @

Stranger: Feel free to contact me.

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: I can also write you your own custom program.

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: One last thing, I'm a dude (and a good programmer).

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Wow, you're still here?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: If you're just looking for someone to talk to, try Blurrypeople: http://*******/100ZG

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: Well, since you've been talking to a computer this whole time, how about a knock-knock joke?

Stranger: Knock, Knock.

Stranger: (Who's there?)

Stranger: Disco.

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: (disco who?)

You: ಠ_ಠ

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f ?

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: ??

You: ಠ_ಠ

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey

You: ಠ_ಠ

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?

You: ಠ_ಠ

You: ಠ_ಠ

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: heehe

You: ಠ_ಠ

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: slm

You: ಠ_ಠ

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So, kein Bock mehr. So unkommunikativ

Was heißt denn der ganze Kram eigentlich? "f?" "asl" "slm"?

slm = sex-language-mature
asl = age-sex-language


Alles Opfer dort -__-

Jep, da treiben sich größtenteils notgeile Jungs rum.

Stranger: hello, im male 15 from england, want to skype??

You: No?

You: I'm not a pedophile you know.

Stranger: FUUUUUUUU

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